Welcome to another instalment of “You know what I hate?” In today’s episode, we will discuss how much I hate rotten produce, and I don’t mean the wilting head of lettuce in the crisper I forgot to use. I’m talking about the brand new apples I bought at the grocery store YESTERDAY.
We live really close to a No Frills (a cheaper grocery store chain in Canada) so I usually shop there knowing full well that I either won’t find what I’m looking for, or what produce I do buy should be eaten relatively quickly. Yesterday, I went to Fortinos, a higher-end store that charges more for the same no-name stuff No Frills carries but also has a deli, a beautifully piled produce department, and a whole section for fancy cheese. I went there for ingredients I knew No Frills wouldn’t have and because I wanted to blunder my way though an awkward conversation with a cheese professional. I could have easily stopped at No Frills on the way home but it was about 4pm so I knew it would be busy and I was in no mood to pilot Jeff’s old truck in a parking lot now consisting largely of piled snow. Thus, it was to the Fortinos produce section I went, looking for Granny Smith apples.
It was only this morning, as I made Jeff’s lunch before he went to work, that I found one of the apples had a funny… thing… where the stem should be. It looked sort of like a cobweb so I tried to wash it off. When it became clear that it wasn’t simply going to rinse away, I got out a knife to cut it out. When I sliced into the top of the apple, I discovered that it was literally rotten to the core. I stuffed another apple into Jeff’s lunch bag so he could leave but I’m still annoyed. I don’t care that it wasn’t very expensive, now I have to go back to Fortinos and get my money back. As much as I rag on No Frills, I’ve never bought apples there and then cut into them the next day to find a brown, mushy mess.
How does this even happen? How is the middle totally decayed when the body of it still looks edible? Maybe I was on the right track with the cobweb. Maybe a bug made its home in this apple. Ugh, ew. This concludes this segment of, “You know what I hate?” Bugs. I mean, rotten produce.